Picture the scene: Sarah finds her way to the throne room. Jareth is there, waiting for her, with a horde of rabbling goblins ready to squish her, and Toby is playing happily with one of Jareth's balls...*A-hem*...
Sarah: I don't know who you think you are, but --
Jareth cuts her off: Stop! Allow me to explain...
(Cue music)
Jareth: Oh, I'm the King of the Goblins, yeah!
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I've yet to score;
My life's a bore,
And that's what's been
botherin' me!
I wanna be a real man, Sarah!
I wanna chilly down!
Just give me all
my wildest dreams,
And I'll help you outta that gown!
Chorus:
Ooobie-doo! I want a slave like you-oo-oo!
I'll be cruel to
you;
I'll ru-oo-oo-le you too-oo-oo!
Why don't you see-ee
That a girl
like you
Can learn to love a Goblin King like me-ee-ee!
(Lots of musicy bits, and dancing)
Sarah (in a whiny voice): Gee, King Jareth, that's not fair!
Jareth (in smoldering, seductive voice): Look at what I'm offering, Sarah...
All you have to do is bend to my desire...
Sarah (in innocent voice): But I dunno what you desire...
Jareth: Now, don't defy me, Sarah!
I made a deal with you!
I took
your bro';
Now horns he'll grow.
Can't we get horny too?
Now you can't resist me, Sarah!
C'mon! I know just what to do.
Gimme
the power.
I'll take your flower,
And you can have mine too!!
(More musicy bits; goblins chatter; Toby burbles)
Helping Hands: Go down, baby!
Chorus