"I love children."

"Okay I admit it is a wig."

"I think I'm going to wear my MC Hammer pants today...."

"The plot has just hit a key turning point. Sarah has overcome one of my defenses. Hey, that means it's my chance to express my innermost feelings in a big song and dance number! Hmmm...naaaaah. On second thought, I'll just have a smoke."

"The exit? Oh, it's over there to your right."

"You look lost. Can I give you some directions?"

"Okay, I admit it's sorta a bit like a mullet."

"Oh stuff it -- I'm going to wear my jammies and ugg boots today."

"My biggest ambition is to settle down and have children."

"Yes, I firmly believe that glitter should be confined strictly to the '70s."

"Okay, I admit I borrowed it off Tina Turner and bleached it yellow."

"You know, I think I'm going to wear this outfit for the whole day."

"As God as my witness, I declare that I will speak the whole truth and nothing but the truth."

"I confess -- Ziggy Stardust and Aladdin Sane were my parents."

"I'm just so good at handling balls. I think I'll take up golf."

"As the saying goes, I believe that, today, I am going to 'get a haircut and a real job.'"

"I think I might wear jeans today."

"Erm, Sarah, I know we don't know each other that well at all, but I was thinking that, if you have the time, you would like to have lunch with me. I mean, I don't have anything much to offer you but..."

"Lycra is history's worse fashion mistake."

"You know, for the longest time I've been thinking about moving into a modest two-bedroom apartment."

"Eyeliner is just so tacky."

"Oh, I couldn't possibly wear that! It's much too extravagant."

"It's so nice to see you, Hoggle. So how are you feeling, Hoggle? Can I help you with anything, Hoggle? I honestly think that you're a fine man, Hoggle."

"Hogwart? Isn't that a school for Witchcraft and Wizardry?"

And, from me, the one thing you will never hear: "Yeah, I know it's, uh, enhanced -- it's actually mostly a pair of socks -- and I know it's my first time, but dammit...I'm horny! Wanna fuck?" 

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