"Everything you've ever cared about is all right here":
what happens when Labyrinth becomes the alpha and omega
of your existence. A kind of Labyrinth purity
test in list format.
"50 signs you’re obsessed with Labyrinth for the rare *SHOCK* male fans out there." Another
symptom list of signs of obsession for people who were actually
born with balls, but funny for everyone.
"Things Jareth Would Never Say." Because the the
movie would have ended early. Or we
might not have had a movie at all.
"You have no power over me!": is Jareth impotent?
Fans have many theories on the Goblin King's sex
life...