"I put a spell on you":
Jareth makes Maxim
by Jacob Kalish
presented by Elizabeth A. Allen

 

 

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[Jareth's Realm][Ephemera][As seen in Maxim]

Maxim, arguably the most popular men's mag in the U.S, featured Jareth in their November, 2001, issue. Pretty funny. Here's the pertinent excerpt. Click the thumbnail to see the full-size article.

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Caption: "Me? Married to a supermodel? Such visions cannot be!"

By the end of the month, we'll be wishing that Harry Potter movie would disappear, but for now the kiddie flick has us casting around for celluloid sorcerers who aren't so goody-goody. Here are a few magic men with more than just a card trick up their sleeves. …

2. GOBLIN KING (David Bowie in Labyrinth, 1986) Almost no makeup was needed to transform Bowie, who captures young Jennifer Connelly and runs her through a maze of Muppets. Powers that be: Causes crystal balls to materialize out of nowhere; radiates a disorienting sexual ambiguity. Magic words: "I'll dip you straight into the bog of eternal stench before you can blink."


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